No.88 in The Martin Freeman Series ✪
OKAY MARTIN SIT THE FUCK DOWN
Let’s have a talk. I’m just going to ignore that denim jacket and that snake thing around your neck and that bright yellow t-shirt, because I’d like to talk about the fact that you are in a tree. Martin. Why are you in a tree, Martin? Your coat is fluttering behind you like you’re a god damn fairy in a motherfucking meadow. GET DOWN FROM THE TREE, MARTIN.








